of vitriol and the world of blogs

This is a first. In fact, this is several firsts. I am currently at work, and not working. This is not one of the firsts. The first, first is I've never written a blog post before. This may be surprising to some of you as conversations with me often seem like prolonged blog posts. I tend to make numerous losely connected, and usually unsupported arguments, and then bring them to the table as truth. In this blog I will do this exactly. I endeavor to make as many shit jokes as possible and somehow weave them into a cogent enough tale that even my friends will be able to make sense of them.